Shall I have a tug before the plumber comes?

back in from work - got plumber coming at 1 so got time for a cuppa first and i'm thinking about a quick tug.
nothing to do with the plumber but my balls are bursting and with the misses pregnant - the activity is low in that department.

i could probably be done and cleaned in 5 mins
what shall i do???

I don't know what you should do. But whatever it is, don't post it on here

Thought about it and I'm just going to have a cuppa - i'm too fucken lazy anyway!!!

Always time to stretch one out, have a danger wank and do it when the plumbers working!!

Always time to stretch one out, have a danger wank and do it when the plumbers working!!

Always time to stretch one out, have a danger wank and do it when the plumbers working!!

Or you could be stupid and ask the plumber to do it for you? he'd beat you but i'm sure your into that thing

Shall I have a tug before the plumber comes?

Is it a race?

Shall I have a tug before the plumber comes?
Is it a race?

Shall I have a tug before the plumber comes?

Is it a race?

Get him to grab hold of your ballcock give it two twists,that should cure your leak.

Shall I have a tug before the plumber comes?

Is it a race?

If it was Gwyn - i'd probably win - i'm like a bullet from a gun at the moment!

Shall we leave it there?

The f**k am I reading?

oh dear
is this the homo erotic section ?

back in from work - got plumber coming at 1 so got time for a cuppa first and i'm thinking about a quick tug.
nothing to do with the plumber but my balls are bursting and with the misses pregnant - the activity is low in that department.

i could probably be done and cleaned in 5 mins
what shall i do???

GO FOR IT MY FRIEND!