TopTip

Hi I'm new to the forum. I like giving out Top Tips so keep an eye out for my excellent ideas which will save you £££££££'s

Firstly fool your neighbours by nailing the base of an old wok with an egg spatula glued to the bottom to the outside wall of your house.

If anyone knocks the door to enquire answer wearing a cheap pair of sunglasses and explain you have just had the latest 3D satellite system installed and watch their faces blow up with jealousy.

or they knock your door and say why have you nailed a wok to your wall ya weirdo and smack you in the face

wow what a great tip