Went to see the Doc earlier, and had to rather embarassingly explain my problem.
Thing is doctor im 46 now, and since the age of pubeity ive never had any hair on my Balls....
Ok says the Doc, drop your trousers and get on the bed i will have a look.
After a few seconds poking my 'TEDS' he popped his head up with a supprised look on his face.....
Can I just ask he said, are you a CARDIFF CITY fan???
OH yes i replied, very much so..
Then that explains it, he beamed..
Explains what i begged????
Its common knowledge that hair will not grow on STEEL!!!!