MY MATE TXT ME THIS WHAT A f*cking IDIOT LOL
Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:08 pm
Meet hot girl in nightclub.
Asks me back to her place.
Feel like a f*cking win.
Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents.
Dad waiting up for her although she's 22.
Big scary looking fucker orders me to sleep on couch in front room.
Girl and dad go to bed, leaving me on the couch.
I am disappointed.
Suddenly, felt a shit coming.
Don't know where the bathroom is.
Don't want to risk wrath of dad if I walk into wrong room.
Trying to hold but can't.
Take off sock.
Shit in sock.
It's a watery beer-soaked shit.
See upper window is partially open.
Decide that is where I should throw sock.
Spin sock in hand to gain momentum.
Watery shit sprays out netted socks.
What waas i thinking
Beer-shit all over front room.
Swiftly exit the house.
Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 10 f*cking years.
Asks me back to her place.
Feel like a f*cking win.
Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents.
Dad waiting up for her although she's 22.
Big scary looking fucker orders me to sleep on couch in front room.
Girl and dad go to bed, leaving me on the couch.
I am disappointed.
Suddenly, felt a shit coming.
Don't know where the bathroom is.
Don't want to risk wrath of dad if I walk into wrong room.
Trying to hold but can't.
Take off sock.
Shit in sock.
It's a watery beer-soaked shit.
See upper window is partially open.
Decide that is where I should throw sock.
Spin sock in hand to gain momentum.
Watery shit sprays out netted socks.
What waas i thinking
Beer-shit all over front room.
Swiftly exit the house.
Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 10 f*cking years.
Re: MY MATE TXT ME THIS WHAT A f*cking IDIOT LOL
Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:28 pm
I would say this is a windup but for the fact I experience close thing to that.
My mate chatted up a couple of stuck up girls and persuaded them to allow us to go back to their place. Well it turned out to be the worse hour I ever had in someone elses house. My mate left me in the room with these two bitches for about 20 minutes. He came back, grabbed hold of me and said we are leaving without saying goodbye. I was all for it and did not question him.
On the way back to your place he explained to me that he went for a dump, hence the 20 minute absensce and used everything in the bathroom but the toilet paper to wipe his arse. Things such a sall the white towels, flannels and one or two other things.
My mate chatted up a couple of stuck up girls and persuaded them to allow us to go back to their place. Well it turned out to be the worse hour I ever had in someone elses house. My mate left me in the room with these two bitches for about 20 minutes. He came back, grabbed hold of me and said we are leaving without saying goodbye. I was all for it and did not question him.
On the way back to your place he explained to me that he went for a dump, hence the 20 minute absensce and used everything in the bathroom but the toilet paper to wipe his arse. Things such a sall the white towels, flannels and one or two other things.