THE PENIS ASKS FOR A PAY RISE:
I hearby request a payrise because i do physical labour at great depths, i dont get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a wet environment in a dark place that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases ,
yours sincerely
Mr P Niss.
RESPONSE:
After considering your request and points raised we must on this occasion reject for the following reasons..
you need to be stimulated into starting work, you are part time and you fall asleep after brief periods,. you leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift and you dont observe safety rules such as protective clothing. you cannot work double shifts and you often dribble..
yours sincerely
ms v gina.