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ccfcgrangeend wrote:Paddy told his wife that he kept getting a burning sensation in his anus and that he didn't know what it was. She said 'Ring Sting'. Paddy said, 'how the f**k would he know?!'
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ccfcgrangeend wrote:My wife and her friend were having coffee and said to me: men are rubbish at multitasking. I replied: oh yeah? Well when I was f*cking you last night I was thinking about your friend.
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ccfcgrangeend wrote:4 blokes in a prison cell. A zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac & a gay. The zoophile says "if there was a cat here i'd f**k it till it passed out". The sadist nods & says "once you're done with it i'd torture it to death". The necrophiliac sighs "Oh yeah & once it was dead i'd f**k it till i passed out". The gay bloke sitting in the corner very softly says "meow"
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