London Riot (joke)

During the riots in tottenham last night looters broke into white hart lane trophy room and stole the entire contents police are looking for two men carrying a large blue and white carpet

well done

The riots started in Tottenham when they found out Harry Redknapp had made a surprise bid for Emile Heskey, started in Birmingham when they realised he'd now pulled out of a bid to take heskey to white hart lane and he'd be staying put!

They went into the trophy room and said "damn, everything has been taken"