Have you ever........

......stuck your tumescent penis through the curtains whilst ladies walk past?

If you did, what sort of reaction did you get? Did they run away screaming and call the police? Fall about laughing? or knock the door and offer to lick your balls?

Any feedback gratefuly accepted.

......stuck your tumescent penis through the curtains whilst ladies walk past?

If you did, what sort of reaction did you get? Did they run away screaming and call the police? Fall about laughing? or knock the door and offer to lick your balls?

Any feedback gratefuly accepted.

yeh, but they couldnt see it

I prefer to spend my time driving up to Newport and wandering the streets looking for used tampons.

I prefer to spend my time driving up to Newport and wandering the streets looking for used tampons.

Thats absolutely disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself you f*cking wierdo. Imagine going to newport. Sick.

ps what do you do with the tampons, post them through letterboxes?

Nah I usually run through the town centre with it hanging from my zip shouting "AHHHHHHHH MY COCKS BEEN CHOPPED OFF"

What. The. f**k?