Does West Ham exist?

I know smoked ham exists, I bought some in Tesco yesterday. I then checked on the internet for the fixtures on the BBC website and it said we were playing West Ham. Yeah, as if, someone is obviously taking the mick to be honest. As if we could play a meat, its totally unrealistic. Is it because we are Welsh that they are making us play fictional sides that should be in the Harry Potter series? Thou cannot circumvent what must be going through ones mind when thy made thee fixtures this yesteryear.

Regardless of that, if you took the time to read this, and acknowledged only smoked ham, not west ham existed, then im glad you came, im glad you came.

lmao mental!!