Things Your Missus Wont Do For You

Iv'e be trying to talk my missus around now for such a long time Iv'e almost given up hope.
I'm trying to get her to sit on me starkers & piss all over me,she thinks I'm totally disgusting & says there's no chance that she'll ever do something like that to me but I'd love it
Also I'd like a bit of bum fun off her but when I suggest this instead of the pissing session she says that by me asking her means that I'm queer fodder but Iv'e told her loads of couples do it.She says ok let me shuve summit up your arse first & I replied NO WAY a mans arse is not ment to be buggered.
I'm not suggesting my missus is boring, she great but I sometimes we all want that little bit extra.
You guys think I should respect her wishes or turn up the heat & badger her all the more although I cant see it ever happening not even on my birthday,wouldn't want to get her pissed or drug her that wouldn't be right would it
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Anal!

just give the one valium, two would knock her flat and three......well the consequences could be fatal.

Anal!

You beat me to it

Iv'e be trying to talk my missus around now for such a long time Iv'e almost given up hope.
I'm trying to get her to sit on me starkers & piss all over me,she thinks I'm totally disgusting & says there's no chance that she'll ever do something like that to me but I'd love it
Also I'd like a bit of bum fun off her but when I suggest this instead of the pissing session she says that by me asking her means that I'm queer fodder but Iv'e told her loads of couples do it.She says ok let me shuve summit up your arse first & I replied NO WAY a mans arse is not ment to be buggered.
I'm not suggesting my missus is boring, she great but I sometimes we all want that little bit extra.
You guys think I should respect her wishes or turn up the heat & badger her all the more although I cant see it ever happening not even on my birthday,wouldn't want to get her pissed or drug her that wouldn't be right would it
.

You are on the right forum Chief we love to take the Piss

Can't beat 3 way.

Suggested, agreed. Long weekend booked. Long weekend complete.
I was worshiped.

Can't beat 3 way.

Suggested, agreed. Long weekend booked. Long weekend complete.
I was worshiped.

I went for the same, but fell asleep, she was happy though.....

she wont f**k off

All the above must be why my husband fckd off !!

All the above must be why my husband fckd off !!

Why didn't you pop round to the Camping due Julie ?

All the above must be why my husband fckd off !!

Why didn't you pop round to the Camping due Julie ?

would av felt like a bit of a tit, with all you blokes, sounds like it was a good day/night. Maybe next time