i cant belive it!!!

I cant f*cking believe it. How embarrassing is this?

A woman has just looked through the window while I was having a wank!

She slowly walked up to the window and mouthed the words:"GET THE f**k OUT OF MY GARDEN!!"

Ill tell the boys in work that 1

A Jewish woman has just given birth to a boy and asks the midwife ' is he ok?'
The midwife says ' there is a problem he has no eyelids'
The woman begins to cry and asks the Doctor 'is there any thing we can do?'
The doc replies ' well there is something we can, because he is a Jew we can circumcise him now and use his foreskin as eyelids'
The woman asks 'will there be any side affects?'
The doc says 'well he might be cock eyed'

A Jewish woman has just given birth to a boy and asks the midwife ' is he ok?'
The midwife says ' there is a problem he has no eyelids'
The woman begins to cry and asks the Doctor 'is there any thing we can do?'
The doc replies ' well there is something we can, because he is a Jew we can circumcise him now and use his foreskin as eyelids'
The woman asks 'will there be any side affects?'
The doc says 'well he might be cock eyed'

sorry but that is funny!!

A Jewish woman has just given birth to a boy and asks the midwife ' is he ok?'
The midwife says ' there is a problem he has no eyelids'
The woman begins to cry and asks the Doctor 'is there any thing we can do?'
The doc replies ' well there is something we can, because he is a Jew we can circumcise him now and use his foreskin as eyelids'
The woman asks 'will there be any side affects?'
The doc says 'well he might be cock eyed'

hahaha sorry that is a cracker