A SONG FOR MALKY MACKAY

To the tune of Lord of the Dance...........

MACKAY, MACKAY WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE,
YOU ARE THE PRIDE OF CARDIFF CITY,
AND YOU CAN SLEEP WITH MY WIFE ON OUR SETTEE,
IF WE GO UP AT WEMBLEY..............

MACKAY, MACKAY....................

It's ok the last line not great we don't want wembley again.

Surely we would all take going back to Wembley and winning the playoffs this time,
No better way to go up...........
And with no Billy Big Bollocks in our side, and a passionate manager for a change, Wembley should hold no fears.....

The Hokey Cokey tune would be brilliant for his name.

“Put your left leg in, put your left leg out, in out in out kick them all about
We do the ayatollah and Malky turns us around, that's what's it's all about

Oh Malky MacKay, Oh Malkay MacKay, Oh Malkay MacKay he's here to sort us out, out, out!!!”

To the tune of Lord of the Dance...........

MACKAY, MACKAY WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE,
YOU ARE THE PRIDE OF CARDIFF CITY,
AND YOU CAN SLEEP WITH MY WIFE ON OUR SETTEE,
IF WE GO UP AT WEMBLEY..............

MACKAY, MACKAY....................

Don't give up the day job

To the tune of Lord of the Dance...........

MACKAY, MACKAY WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE,
YOU ARE THE PRIDE OF CARDIFF CITY,
AND YOU CAN SLEEP WITH MY WIFE ON OUR SETTEE,
IF WE GO UP AT WEMBLEY..............

MACKAY, MACKAY....................

Wouldn't something like "If we go up automatically..." be better?

Ermmm

I'd prefer this.....

Malky, wherever you may be,
We’re turning into the Scotland team,
But we don’t care, we couldn’t give a shit
If we go up to the Premiership!

Maybe I shouldn't give up my day job?

To the tune of Lord of the Dance...........

MACKAY, MACKAY WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE,
YOU ARE THE PRIDE OF CARDIFF CITY,
AND YOU CAN SLEEP WITH MY WIFE ON OUR SETTEE,
IF WE GO UP AT WEMBLEY..............

MACKAY, MACKAY....................

Wouldn't something like "If we go up automatically..." be better?

or "if we get to the premier league"

Crap I know ....
To the tune of heartbeat theme
Malky
Malky Mackaaayy
take us to the premier league
dudududud
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