We need a balance of player types in the squad

If we get rid of all the lager louts, the gamblers and the sex addicts, who am I going to go clubbing with in Sodabar?

I mean come on guys, stop being selfish. I used to chill with the players, tell chicks they were my best mates, get myself some dip and chip.

I mean, now I need a new game plan and new tactics to get some dip and chip at the Travelodge. Definitely dont go to the Holiday Inn Express, too expensive for all these WAG's

Some of you need to take a long hard look at yourselves and realise what you're doing is affecting your fellow fans on a personal and sexual level.

Man, I understand how you feel Giggs when people just mess up the routine.

So, I hope Gerrard comes back and hopefully he's out on the binge.

This actually made me laugh !

dont worry, whitts and quinn are still sunday regulars with us !!