New Song for next season

Nice man Sludge, Trustie on the corner,
Not very rich, but never any poorer,
Jaunty old Sludge, a happy forty-four,
Not very tall, but fatter than me.
He whistles timeless tunes as he saunters down the street,
Springs in his legs and elastic in his feet.
But in the middle of the night,
He steals through your garden,
Gives your hosiery a fright,
And doesn't say pardon.
As soft as a breeze,
With an arm full of underwear,
On his hands and knees,
Dreams about the knicker scare.
Hello there Sludge, Trustie on the corner,
How's the old car, yes the climate's getting warmer,
Chatty old Sludge as you get your morning paper,
Read about the knicker thief, underwear taker.
Bids you 'Good day', as you wander out the door,
Never closes early, always cleans the floor.

But when darkness hits the town,
And there's washing on your line,
Get your knickers down,
Before the dreaded sign.
When the clock strikes eight,
And you're snuggled up in bed,
He'll be at the garden gate,
Filling underwear with dread.
Nice man Sludge, Trustie on the corner,
He was closed today, maybe gone to mow the lawn,
I had to go further down the road to get me current bun,
Hello - Isn't that Sludge on page one ?
No it couldn't be, but yes it is,
Difficult to see from these photofits.
But they are after him,
Of that you can be sure,
They've called him on the phone,
They've knocked on his door.
a-But he's gone away,
Gone to stay with some mate called TLG,
He got the papers early,
And saw his own face.

Bed and Breakfast man, brings back some memories

The youngies wont get it

They'd learn to love it, if not we'll ground the ungratefull sods cos we can't hit them anymore

They'd learn to love it, if not we'll ground the ungratefull sods cos we can't hit them anymore

good point !!! can we start with bloobirds101 ?? cheeky little blighter he is !

youve caused a riot in my house, i've put one step beyond on. the wife and kids are going mental.


screw them its fathers day

youve caused a riot in my house, i've put one step beyond on. the wife and kids are going mental.


screw them its fathers day

I'm having to sit down, my daughter say's its pretty cool

I'm gonna try The Jam and The Squeeze on them next, push my luck