Breaking news... Should be in the papers tomorrow

My mate works for the paper in London and just txt me to see if heard the news that john terry has been shagging Wayne bridges wife - got her pregnant and she's had an abortion going to be in all the paper tomorrow or Sunday.

I'm sure there a song there for when we play them

and that dick Ashley Cole doing 105mph in a 50mph zone - wants 21 days to pay a £500 fine!!!! he's also appealing as he was being chased by papparazzi! f*cking ell - they must have been in aircraft seeing as Ashley was driving his Lambo Gallardo!

Would the cock have appealed if he ran over a kid or family or even knocked down a pram or something..... Tosser...

(Doesn't deserve Cheryl Cole! )

they all live in some sort of bubble these footballers's

Ashley cole is just a first class prick

My mate works for the paper in London and just txt me to see if heard the news that john terry has been shagging Wayne bridges wife - got her pregnant and she's had an abortion going to be in all the paper tomorrow or Sunday.

I'm sure there a song there for when we play them

Haha slag

cant be me, been newtered

(Doesn't deserve Cheryl Cole! )

Au contraire - a perfect match.

Forget the public relations image of Cheryl as "nations sweetheart" - she's still unrepentant over her assault on a toilet attendent, interview recently claiming it was "self defence". Self defence wherein she wasn't struck nor suffered any injuries as opposed to the poor sod she clouted.

(Doesn't deserve Cheryl Cole! )

Au contraire - a perfect match.

Forget the public relations image of Cheryl as "nations sweetheart" - she's still unrepentant over her assault on a toilet attendent, interview recently claiming it was "self defence". Self defence wherein she wasn't struck nor suffered any injuries as opposed to the poor sod she clouted.

she can smack my monkey

(Doesn't deserve Cheryl Cole! )

Au contraire - a perfect match.

Forget the public relations image of Cheryl as "nations sweetheart" - she's still unrepentant over her assault on a toilet attendent, interview recently claiming it was "self defence". Self defence wherein she wasn't struck nor suffered any injuries as opposed to the poor sod she clouted.

she can smack my monkey

I think most red blooded males think the same thing mate

Cheryl can knock me about any day of the week.

Ashley is a prick. Well done to John Terry for slipping one into someone else's wife. Shame he's getting caught.

You were right...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8488232.stm