I'm normally a level headed guy, and usually calm and cheerful, but this week's episode has pushed me to the limit.
CCFC: "We need £3m to buy new players for promotion, please help us fans"
Fans: "OK, we love our Club and want to help, here it is"
PR: "Oh sorry, I made a mistake, it's for tax really, that's far more important than players"
Fans: "Yes tax is more important, but why the lies and deceit? and why hasn't tax already been budgeted for above other expenses"
PR: "Look, I only have to apologise, I don't have to explain anything to you, Wait till the 10th Feb"
Fans:
CCFC: "um er um, well actually.......... the £3m is not really being used for the tax either"
Fans "So where the F**k has OUR MONEY gone, and why did you blatantly lie to us?"
CCFC: "Please just keep calm and keep the faith"
Fans: "See you Saturday"