10 things not to say to your wife/ girlfriend

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?


7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?


7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Where did you get that from Chief ? Ryan Giggs