crap jokes

A man comes to doctor: "I am addicted to Twitter", he says. Doctor says: "I am sorry, I don't follow you

Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally.

wayne rooney has used colleens pubic hair for his hair transplant !
Apparently the success rate is much higher if transplanted from one c**t to another!!

my grandad said " its going to be a f*cking nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak." i said "tell me something i dont know."

grandad replied "your nana's arse can take my whole fist"!!!!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it's cock.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it's cock.