The Welsh Bird On The One Show

I've floated around Llanelli, Carmarthen and Tenby. Have never sampled Cardigan....doesn't sound too clever!

Llanelli girls are rough and need their mouths kept shut to prevent their awful accent, Carmarthen girls are 50/50, some beauties about, Tenby is a guaranteed shag and don't sample Cardigan unless you want your dick to drop off.

Do you go out Carmarthen often mate? Must have seen you about

Yeah I go out now and again. I practically live in the centre so I could roll into the Mansel or the Coracle.

My mate lives just a minute from the new cinema, that's where I usually crash for the night.

Waterside wasn't much better!

Waterside wasn't much better!

I always ended up by the feckin speakers, every time. Amazed I am not deaf yet.

I remember getting served a chipped glass there. Being drunk and unaware I started drinking and sliced my whole mouth on it.

Blood everywhere!

I remember getting served a chipped glass there. Being drunk and unaware I started drinking and sliced my whole mouth on it.

Blood everywhere!

It's your fault they switched to only serving cans then

I always thought it was due to the fights breaking out, glasses and bottles flying everywhere. Those were the days.

I remember getting served a chipped glass there. Being drunk and unaware I started drinking and sliced my whole mouth on it.

Blood everywhere!

It's your fault they switched to only serving cans then

I always thought it was due to the fights breaking out, glasses and bottles flying everywhere. Those were the days.

I think it was more because of the townie v hambone fights there.

I remember getting served a chipped glass there. Being drunk and unaware I started drinking and sliced my whole mouth on it.

Blood everywhere!

It's your fault they switched to only serving cans then

I always thought it was due to the fights breaking out, glasses and bottles flying everywhere. Those were the days.

I think it was more because of the townie v hambone fights there.

Hamborne-thats a blast from the past.....

I remember getting served a chipped glass there. Being drunk and unaware I started drinking and sliced my whole mouth on it.

Blood everywhere!

It's your fault they switched to only serving cans then

I always thought it was due to the fights breaking out, glasses and bottles flying everywhere. Those were the days.

I think it was more because of the townie v hambone fights there.

Good entertainment that is, although the hambones always came out on top.

More of them in Carmarthen! Never see any of the hambourne in Llanelli. Just chavs and townies.

Forget her mate. She's one of these egg-chaser girls.