Fantastic if true !!

My Sisters Husbands, Gay Brothers, partner's, Ex boyfriend's, Nephew's, best Mate, is a Lorry driver who when he got off the ferry at Dover had a stowaway called Winston who said Jose Mourinho was with him and he said he was having an interview with Cardiff City. I was told Winston is of good character and he was coming here to get a better standard of life on benefits. Now i am not saying this will happen but why would he lie ?
Remember where you heard Mourinho will be coming here first. A Nukes exclusive and my lawyers are watching

haha dreams dun come true

christ nukes how much did you drink when you posted that. think you go on too many forum piss ups