Wiping your arse - POLL!

How do you wipe yours?

After reading some disturbing messages in the toilet thread below I'd like to gauge a tally of opinions on the best methods of arse wipes!

Funnt how many people have actually voted!

Stand up!

Need to watch its not tracing paper your not wiping with other wise your f*cked. Hand full ofthe shit

Sorry - had a few bows too many last night!

I'm sure this poll was done about a year ago and 'stand up' sealed a solid victory!

How can you open your arse cheeks properly standing up?

vigorously when stood up and pull the clinkers off with one swift tug always wash my mits afterwards mind

How can you open your arse cheeks properly standing up?

It's all about the technique mate. A standing up crouch position. Don't be shy, you know.

Nah!! Reach between legs, front to back wipe, check paper, then back to front wipe, check paper, then a final front to back wipe for good measure..... Use a wet wipe if needed before the final front to back wipe! Job done.

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Total shite mate!

Nah!! Reach between legs, front to back wipe, check paper, then back to front wipe, check paper, then a final front to back wipe for good measure..... Use a wet wipe if needed before the final front to back wipe! Job done.

Women should always wipe front to back cos if they do it the other way around they will wipe shit through the wrong crack and foreplay will taste disgusting

Read a classic line in a book about this subject, I can't remember exactly but I think the guy was in a jail or a borstal.

He said: 'they only gave us three sheets of bogroll when you needed a crap, one up, one down and one shine'

When I have "Bombed Dresden", I like to wipe my arse with toilet roll that features the face of a well-known Pantomime Donkey on each tissue.

ArsePeggy.jpg

I will probably go for a "Tate" at 6:00pm where I hope to draw blood.

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Total shite mate!