Life of Brian

Without a doubt the greatest comedy film ever.

FACT.

I'll start...

Are you the Judien's Peoples Front?

f**k off we're the Peoples Front of Judea

"wolfs nipple chips...get em while there hot ! "..........amazin film

"call me big nose again and ill take you to the fuckin cleaners "

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

I have a fwiend called Bigus Dickus

He has a wife you know, Incontinentia

Who are you?
We are three wise men
What?
We are three wise men
Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

I prefer Holy Grail but Life of Brian is a classic for sure! I can't believe the bloke who played Brian died in 1989!

Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

im not the messiah now f**k off