Three Irish guys watching a documentary on the teledu when Mick say to to ther two Fookin ell yer pair of coonts, we got to da some o'dat, Aye, aye, looks grand..
Off they go to pet shop to prepare...Ya got any hens yer coont, says Mick, aye got a dozen or three say the pet shop owner, well fookin put a couple in me peepar bag loike.
Seamus then asks the pet shop owner yer got any fookin parrots yer coont, aye says pet shop owner, de don't talk loike, aah dats allroight I don't want the feckers to talk, put a couple in me peepar bag loike.
Patrick, a bit worried then approaches the pet shop owner and a meekish voice asks, yer got any budgies yer fookin coont, aye got a shit load of them, you want a kebab? Nah just stick a couple in me peepar bag loike.
We're we gonna do deese dangerous sports den Mick, ah weel fook off the top of the big cliff loike says Mick.
So off they go
Mick is first being the leader, pulls two to hens out of the paper bag, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Splat. Arh be jesus these fookin dangerous sports arh fookin dangerous say Seamus, my turn. Seamus reaches into his paper bag, pulls out two parrot's, places one on each shoulder, then tucks his AK47 under his arm. Arh, be gesus I'll do beeter than mick the fookin coont, watch this Pat. Seamus jumps off the cliff, about have way down he takes his AK47 and blows both parrotts heads off, a second or two later SPLAT.
Patrick is getting slightly concerned about the dangerous sports and was bit concerned about his paper bag when the pet shop owner turns up..
How's it going Pat, ye oilright.
I'm a bit fooked off wid dees dangerous sports ya coont, fookin Mick got killed hen gliding, Seamus fook me with parrot shooting, gesus I tell ya I don't fancy dis budgie jumping at all.
You'll probably have to modify certain names and accent's as we don't want your daughter branded a racist at 10 years old.