Wouldn't it be funny if..

Dave Jones is still our 'manager' in August, that nobody turns up to one of our mid week fixtures.. Then he'll get the message

In which case id want to go just to experience the match on my own, then all the players will run to me to celebrate a goal with 200 stewards holding me back.

In which case id want to go just to experience the match on my own, then all the players will run to me to celebrate a goal with 200 stewards holding me back.

Jones wouldn't give a shit. Along as he's getting paid and failing miserably, he's happy