Wheres the news gone soooooooooooooooo boring

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it was sooo exciting last night, its all gone flat now

BREAKING NEWS: JONES STILL HAS HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS!!

i need a pick me up, cant even be arsed to go fishing, whats wrong with me

the football season is over! thats whats wrong with you

i need a pick me up, cant even be arsed to go fishing, whats wrong with me

,,,,,, you need a few ciders baz,

i really do mate/maaaam

i really do mate/maaaam

,,,, i was hoping to have a beer with you in london baz but it will have to be put on hold for a little while .

i really do mate/maaaam

,,,, i was hoping to have a beer with you in london baz but it will have to be put on hold for a little while .

for another year by the looks of it, i just divorced that litter bin i married, dating a bottle bank now


and where is mr Thomas gone too