THE PARROT FROM MERTHYR

Bloke buys a parrot from Merthyr but gets sick of it saying " Im from Merfa and hard as f**k". so he buys a kestrel and puts it in the cage with the parrot. Next morning he finds the kestrel dead , and the parrot says " Im from Merfa and hard as f**k ". So the bloke goes out and buys a Hawk and puts it in the cage with the parrot. Next morning he finds the Hawk dead and the parrot says " Im from Merfa and hard as f**k ". So the bloke says right you b*stard I'll have ya he goes out and buys a Golden Eagle going up to bed smiling. The next day he finds the Eagle dead and the parrot with no feathers. As he looks in the cage the parrot says " Had to take me coat off that fucker butty "