WELL OFFICIALLY ITS OUR END OF SEASON

so at least we cant be disappointed for a few months . Hope everyone has a good summer and Keep the faith here's a few jokes to cheer you up

A sex-mad widow collects her late husband's ashes from the undertaker. Straight away she opens the urn, pinches some ashes between her fingers and sniffs them up her nose.
Shocked, the undertaker asks "Why did you do that?"
She replies "My nostrils are the only holes that he never got up."