have been informed from a very reliable source Dave Jones has barracaded himself in his house hand in pockets after Reading a certain topic by a certain annis
friends family and even the police have tried to coax mr Jones from his house all have tried, all have failed even gazza turned up with his rod and six pack yet DJ remians in his home, I'm being told police have got desperate and have sent in someone with steady hands to pick the locks...
...bywater..shit