Annis - I shan't have the peg-vendors upsetting you on a Saturday evening and especially after the week we've all just have. I've had a message from Reading asking for some advice on what songs to sing and various insults (truths!) that would upset the Jerks. Once my friend has submitted the link onto Reading's forum, I shall post the link here. Other members may well want to add to it.
Also, wouldn't it be great to arrange a surprise like Millwall's Avram Grant flypast to enhance our inbred friends big day?