Like buying a Dodgy DVD player on Ebay

This is what Vincent Tan must be thinking

Let me explain:

Vincent Tan was searching through Ebay and came across a Dvd player that was being sold by a bloke called Peter Risdale.He had a look at the specification and thought WOW this is a cracking deal. Its got all the mod cons and a quality make. Mr risdale ill buy please. Upon delivery he soon realised that wasnt what it said on the tin. Certain dvds played and others didnt.He was gutted as he had been sold a dud item by a lyer. Now mr Tan could get this DVD player fixed but it might mean he has to spend a couple of quid in order to do so

TO BE CONTINUED.......................................