LETS HAVE A LAUGH TONIGHT JOKE TIME

After getting caught breaking into a Spaniards farm, i was held at gun point and told if i want to live i have two choices. "Either you f**k one of my cows or my brother fucks you". So i asked for a third option and he told me...

"No, it's either Juan or the udder."

was at my job's cafeteria eating my lunch when I noticed the fat guy from accounting intensely looking at my meal. I told him ''why don't you mind your own business, fatso''. He then proceeded to explain to me how it wasn't his fault if he were fat, it's a glandula problem blablabla and it runs in the family. So I answered ''No one runs in your family'' and left.

2 elephants fell off a cliff....

Boom Boom