BIN LADEN JOKES

Unfortunatey for Osama, Gazza couldn't get his chicken, lager and his fising rod through customs..

Didnt know they took the Bins out on Bank holidays

Unfortunatey for Osama, Gazza couldn't get his chicken, lager and his fising rod through customs..

Sorry but call me Mr Thicky but could someone explain this one to me? Totally lost?

I wonder if al-Qaeda are going to start posting signs on their strongholds saying: "Under new management."

Even though we both speak the same language, it's amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English:

They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement"

They say "pants" we say "trousers"

They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers"

I'm sick and tired of these people hating on Osama Bin Laden jokes.

Its just a bit of Taliban-ter.

Prince william has only just had a card from Osama , quote , Thanks for the Invite but must say No wife me and kids book a boat cruise for Monday

Elton John is gonna sing a song for him it called 'Sandals in the bin'

I bet he regretted after the Man United Arsenal game running out of his mansion shouting COME ON YOU GUNNERS

The things the Americans can do while the PS3 network is down...

Elton John is gonna sing a song for him it called 'Sandals in the bin'

Classic

BBC NEWS: David Cameron say's he gets relief from pictures of a dead Osama Bin Laden...

I myself prefer Asian babes or barely legals.