JOKES ON SATURDAY

The singing at Welsh sporting events is brilliant. The last time I was in Cardiff, the intricate close harmonies involved in "You're Gonna Get Your f*cking Heads Kicked In" was amazing.

God the RAF are rubbish...

...they didn't hit one of those Germans on the balcony.

This morning I placed a £10 bet on Watford to beat QPR 2-0. Ten minutes late I received an injunction from QPR's solicitors demanding to know what was the source of my bet as it was very unhelpful to QPR's promotion bid placing such a bet so close to kick-off.

I replied I had used the form guide from the SUN and then all hell broke loose.....

This morning I placed a £10 bet on Watford to beat QPR 2-0. Ten minutes late I received an injunction from QPR's solicitors demanding to know what was the source of my bet as it was very unhelpful to QPR's promotion bid placing such a bet so close to kick-off.

I replied I had used the form guide from the SUN and then all hell broke loose.....

I had sex with a girl who works for Intel last night

She took it up the bum...bum, bum, bum, bum

I have been told that Alan Tate likes to practice magic "tricks" in his spare time. He often goes into gaybars and then disappears with a poof! Shazaaaaaaaaaaam!

C'mon City!