ROYAL WEDDING JOKES

i know people are saying the gypsy wedding is on tele tonight.But isnt it tomorrow? The granny is decked out in jewels, the grandad is a racist, the father is on his second wife, the mother in law has got about a bit, and the bride comes from a family of coal miners. I like this!

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.

The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.

We've all heard of the saying 'That's a royal pain in the ass'

Though none of us will know this as well as Kate Middleton, when she consummates her marriage.

2 items of advice


never upset the queen


and always wear a seat belt

Ah... Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed

Prince William said he doesnt want the traditional fruitcake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesnt give a fcuk, he's still going.

Prince William said he doesnt want the traditional fruitcake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesnt give a fcuk, he's still going.

Kate Middleton is a QILF- Queen I'd Like to f**k

Kate Middleton is a QILF- Queen I'd Like to f**k

she's not the queen mate :L

Say what you will about the Royal Family, but anyone that supplies me with a day off and a weeks worth of wank material is alright in my books.

Kate Middleton is a QILF- Queen I'd Like to f**k

she's not the queen mate :L

she will be when good old GILF LIZZIE goes

Say what you will about the Royal Family, but anyone that supplies me with a day off and a weeks worth of wank material is alright in my books.

Fair

Kate Middleton is an anagram of Naked Tit Model

Harry nailing her sister? Nah....

Harrys already nailed Kate I reckon - takes after his dad - James Hewitt or whatever that ginger major was called that Di was knocking off.

I've just seen the frightening pictures on television.

London's been taken over by the BNP.

If Carlsberg did weddings... You'd have seen the Queen's tits by now.

I cant wait to see what Camilla will be wearing for thr Royal Wedding. My money's on a saddle.

These kind of jokes are made up by mobile phone companies.

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