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Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:33 pm
i know people are saying the gypsy wedding is on tele tonight.But isnt it tomorrow? The granny is decked out in jewels, the grandad is a racist, the father is on his second wife, the mother in law has got about a bit, and the bride comes from a family of coal miners. I like this!
Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:36 pm
The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.
Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:39 pm
We've all heard of the saying 'That's a royal pain in the ass'
Though none of us will know this as well as Kate Middleton, when she consummates her marriage.
Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:04 pm
2 items of advice
never upset the queen
and always wear a seat belt
Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:10 pm
Ah... Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed
Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:49 pm
Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:05 am
Kate Middleton is a QILF- Queen I'd Like to f**k
Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:05 am
ccfcgrangeend wrote:Kate Middleton is a QILF- Queen I'd Like to f**k
she's not the queen mate :L
Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:06 am
Say what you will about the Royal Family, but anyone that supplies me with a day off and a weeks worth of wank material is alright in my books.
Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:10 am
bleed_blue wrote:ccfcgrangeend wrote:Kate Middleton is a QILF- Queen I'd Like to f**k
she's not the queen mate :L
she will be when good old GILF LIZZIE goes
Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:10 am
ccfcgrangeend wrote:Say what you will about the Royal Family, but anyone that supplies me with a day off and a weeks worth of wank material is alright in my books.
Fair
Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:59 am
Kate Middleton is an anagram of Naked Tit Model
Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:02 pm
Harry nailing her sister? Nah....
Harrys already nailed Kate I reckon - takes after his dad - James Hewitt or whatever that ginger major was called that Di was knocking off.
Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:03 pm
I've just seen the frightening pictures on television.
London's been taken over by the BNP.
Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:05 pm
If Carlsberg did weddings... You'd have seen the Queen's tits by now.
Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:21 pm
I cant wait to see what Camilla will be wearing for thr Royal Wedding. My money's on a saddle.
Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:51 am
These kind of jokes are made up by mobile phone companies.
Beach Wedding Attire
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