NEW SEASON TICKET PLANS ANNOUNCED

To increase the capacity, the club have announced the release of another 1,000 seats that only skinny people will be allowed to buy these seats and will have to share with a fellow skinny, there will be a discount of 20% and each person will be given a ten pound voucher to buy Burgers.

That voucher sounds a bit tempting to me, I just wonder how far off the skinny limit I am at present, I'm sure I could get down to the pass level in a week or two.

Peter Crouch will be alright then

Im sorted

Thats me out then the only thing skinny on me is my bank balance.

To increase the capacity, the club have announced the release of another 1,000 seats that only skinny people will be allowed to buy these seats and will have to share with a fellow skinny, there will be a discount of 20% and each person will be given a ten pound voucher to buy Burgers.

That voucher sounds a bit tempting to me, I just wonder how far off the skinny limit I am at present, I'm sure I could get down to the pass level in a year or two.

Amended for you, who do you think you are kidding