Bumhole question.........

What's the most unusual thing you've ever had up your arse?

I thought I was a bit odd having managed to get the receiver of an old fashioned telephone up there somehow. Don't get me wrong it wasn't intentional, I don't know exactly how it got up there, but I can tell you now, it certainly went in a lot easier than it came back out.

Come on, it's Friday, we've all had a drink.

wtf....

What's the most unusual thing you've ever had up your arse?

I thought I was a bit odd having managed to get the receiver of an old fashioned telephone up there somehow. Don't get me wrong it wasn't intentional, I don't know exactly how it got up there, but I can tell you now, it certainly went in a lot easier than it came back out.

Come on, it's Friday, we've all had a drink.

Come on then Jacks i can't wait for your answer on that one. Most probably the Barman in pulse

Funnily enough a jack mate of mine is into sticking things up the wrong un. Unfortunately things are tough down west at the moment, only 1 in 15 have a full time job so they have to make do and mend. The last time I talked to her the batteries had run out on her dildo, so she had to make do with a plastic coke bottle full of angry wasps. Say what you want about the jacks, they are very resourceful.

Funnily enough a jack mate of mine is into sticking things up the wrong un. Unfortunately things are tough down west at the moment, only 1 in 15 have a full time job so they have to make do and mend. The last time I talked to her the batteries had run out on her dildo, so she had to make do with a plastic coke bottle full of angry wasps. Say what you want about the jacks, they are very resourceful.

WTF

There was also that story about the bloke who got caught "having sex" with a horse. His excuse was that he was stood on a stepladder in the stables one day, changing a lightbulb or something, he was daydreaming about attractive ladies, getting all aroused and all, when all of a sudden his trousers fell down, and the horse "backed onto him". That may well have been from down west too.

What's the most unusual thing you've ever had up your arse?

Toss up between a cactus & a 1996-97 Panini sticker album

What's the most unusual thing you've ever had up your arse?

Toss up between a cactus & a 1996-97 Panini sticker album

I wasn't asking about your wanking preferences

What's the most unusual thing you've ever had up your arse?

Toss up between a cactus & a 1996-97 Panini sticker album

I wasn't asking about your wanking preferences

No that would be Fatima Whitbread's autobiography

a kinder egg suprise



sayin that I almost had a cockney police officer's hand up my arse last month at palace. fortunately they didn't fully instigate the strip search and just took my alcohol

You boys are gonna regret this one this morning!!!

a 1973 Ford Cortina

My misses is a nurse and she worked on a&e in her training and the things that get stuck up people's arses and over there dicks is unbelievable!

Up the arse are toilet brushes, broom handles even a light bulb.

Over the dicks are hoovers and other types of plastic tubes.

It's a strange world. People do anything to get there kicks!

My misses is a nurse and she worked on a&e in her training and the things that get stuck up people's arses and over there dicks is unbelievable!

Up the arse are toilet brushes, broom handles even a light bulb.

Over the dicks are hoovers and other types of plastic tubes.

It's a strange world. People do anything to get there kicks!

I woke up one morning with a big fat ugly Swansea bitch on my cock. To this
day i still wonder "how did that get there"

Anyways, a blowtorch soon removed the offending article

Splottoman wrote:
My misses is a nurse and she worked on a&e in her training and the things that get stuck up people's arses and over there dicks is unbelievable!

Up the arse are toilet brushes, broom handles even a light bulb.

Over the dicks are hoovers and other types of plastic tubes.

It's a strange world. People do anything to get there kicks!


I woke up one morning with a big fat ugly Swansea bitch on my cock. To this
day i still wonder "how did that get there"

Anyways, a blowtorch soon removed the offending article

taffyapple
 
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I heard 'she' looked more like a man!

Splottoman wrote:
My misses is a nurse and she worked on a&e in her training and the things that get stuck up people's arses and over there dicks is unbelievable!

Up the arse are toilet brushes, broom handles even a light bulb.

Over the dicks are hoovers and other types of plastic tubes.

It's a strange world. People do anything to get there kicks!


I woke up one morning with a big fat ugly Swansea bitch on my cock. To this
day i still wonder "how did that get there"

Anyways, a blowtorch soon removed the offending article

taffyapple
 
Posts: 1865
Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:27 am
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I heard 'she' looked more like a man!

f**k me dont they all up West

At least she only had five fingers, not like the ones round my way

I think I've walked into the wrong thread! Actually, I'm concerned as to why I opened a topic called 'Bumhole question' in the first place! Right, need to head to the game in order to man up immediately!