My mrs left me last night

She said I think more about football than her. I am gutted we been together 6 seasons

She said I think more about football than her. I am gutted we been together 6 seasons

so sorry to see she red carded you mate

dont stray off side mind i'm sure she'll come back!! (thats shocking)

She said I think more about football than her. I am gutted we been together 6 seasons

she deffo scored an own goal with that choice and will be as sick as a parrot soon.

Same thing happened to me with my ex, best thing that ever happened

Perhaps she's in a different league to you

she's premier league, your still in the conference!! lol

she's premier league, your still in the conference!! lol

She said I think more about football than her. I am gutted we been together 6 seasons

Funny old game innit!

just take one woman at a time.

you should off known mate if they got a c**t they are a c**t

My wife has become a lesbian and has a friend living with her, she sent photos and everything.

Now I might be paranoid but her lesbian friend bears a remarkable resemblance to my old mate Joe.

Should I be worried?

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.

am i the only one that thinks this is an awesome joke!?

or is it a true story that could accidentally seem like its a joke aha

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Getting married is like a pack of cards when you start off all you need is two hearts and a diamond years later you wish you had a spade and a f*cking club

women are like a Hurricane, when they com, wet and windy, when they go they take your f--king house..

It's only a suspension mate. I'm sure she'll rescind it upon reviewing the video footage!

My Mrs said 'all you think about is football, football, football i'm sure you love Cardiff City more than me'........................

i replied 'i love Swansea City more than you'

am i the only one that thinks this is an awesome joke!?

or is it a true story that could accidentally seem like its a joke aha

She said I think more about football than her. I am gutted we been together 6 seasons

You should get your own back on her mate, and Buy her a house in swansea

I cant believe some people didnt actually get the initial punch line!

Thick Twats!

I cant believe some people didnt actually get the initial punch line!

Thick Twats!

Of course we got it, your the thick tw*t to think we didnt

you`ll find someone else, any holes a goal

only one has realised that this was a joke because if any of you have ever met beep ahm you would have known he is to ugly to have had a mrs in the first place

I cant believe some people didnt actually get the initial punch line!

Thick Twats!

Of course we got it, your the thick tw*t to think we didnt

I was waiting for someone to say people didn't get the joke, took a while though.