Older birds?

What's the oldest woman you've made love to? I've had a 50 year old (I''m 35) and a 51 year old (when I was 31). They were both cracking shags. Better than any 20/30 somethings I've had when I was younger myself.

What's your oldest, both in the age of the woman and how much older she was than you. Anyone done a pensioner (if you are a pensioner yourself it don't count). 70's? 80s? Older!!??

Winner gets a free go on my nan

37 Years old im afraid no older so far so i like em young and im 44. Oh and the 37 year old is my Wife

Some bird from Somerset, shes 37 , big moaner , always moaning her old mans always going over the bridge to watch football and texts her saying everything alright chief! i always reply on her phone , fine chief!

Some bird from Somerset, shes 37 , big moaner , always moaning her old mans always going over the bridge to watch football and texts her saying everything alright chief! i always reply on her phone , fine chief!

Chief? Are you a red indian?

Some bird from Somerset, shes 37 , big moaner , always moaning her old mans always going over the bridge to watch football and texts her saying everything alright chief! i always reply on her phone , fine chief!

Chief i live in the Valleys and my Wifes from Cardiff. You are better off replying in Welsh than the shite you just typed Have a nice day Steve

Some bird from Somerset, shes 37 , big moaner , always moaning her old mans always going over the bridge to watch football and texts her saying everything alright chief! i always reply on her phone , fine chief!

Chief? Are you a red indian?

I know , hes a strange one but ive never met him, she lives near a nuclear plant so maybe its affected him.

What's the oldest woman you've made love to? I've had a 50 year old (I''m 35) and a 51 year old (when I was 31). They were both cracking shags. Better than any 20/30 somethings I've had when I was younger myself.

What's your oldest, both in the age of the woman and how much older she was than you. Anyone done a pensioner (if you are a pensioner yourself it don't count). 70's? 80s? Older!!??

Winner gets a free go on my nan

WTF!! HAHA. I shagged a 27 when I was 17 at my aunts BBQ....in the loft. I know, you couldn't write it could you. I think that is quite a pull considering I was barely out of nappy's and had no idea what I was doing....I was just in shock the whole time! I had to go to the toilets and finish myself off I was stunned that much! Went over hers again a few days later though. 3 months later I went to magaluf for 8 months working for thomas cook as a holiday rep....that was a mental sexual experience!! Those were the days.

Never anywhere else would I say what I just have!!

Some bird from Somerset, shes 37 , big moaner , always moaning her old mans always going over the bridge to watch football and texts her saying everything alright chief! i always reply on her phone , fine chief!

Chief? Are you a red indian?

No but there is an awful lot of Cowboys on here especially the one making cheap balsa wood furniture

Some bird from Somerset, shes 37 , big moaner , always moaning her old mans always going over the bridge to watch football and texts her saying everything alright chief! i always reply on her phone , fine chief!

Chief i live in the Valleys and my Wifes from Cardiff. You are better off replying in Welsh than the shite you just typed Have a nice day Steve

now that was a f**k up!

Some bird from Somerset, shes 37 , big moaner , always moaning her old mans always going over the bridge to watch football and texts her saying everything alright chief! i always reply on her phone , fine chief!

Chief? Are you a red indian?

No but there is an awful lot of Cowboys on here especially the one making cheap balsa wood furniture

Some bird from Somerset, shes 37 , big moaner , always moaning her old mans always going over the bridge to watch football and texts her saying everything alright chief! i always reply on her phone , fine chief!

Chief i live in the Valleys and my Wifes from Cardiff. You are better off replying in Welsh than the shite you just typed Have a nice day Steve

now that was a f**k up!

when i was 24/25 (27 now) i had a 36 and a 39 year old, both awesome shags

when i was 24/25 (27 now) i had a 36 and a 39 year old, both awesome shags

At the same time?

when i was 24/25 (27 now) i had a 36 and a 39 year old, both awesome shags

At the same time?

no, sadly

Come on this is pathetic. There was me thinking this was the most perverse Cardiff City messageboard in the whole of cyberspace and all we get is a 39 year old (would have been great if you were 9 at the time). Surely someone must have nailed a coffin dodger!

when i was 24/25 (27 now) i had a 36 and a 39 year old, both awesome shags

At the same time?

no, sadly

Feck Chief i am a lot older than you and i aint had no 39 year old. Will have to wait till next April for that.

At the same time?[/quote]

no, sadly [/quote]
Feck Chief i am a lot older than you and i aint had no 39 year old. Will have to wait till next April for that. [/quote]

I always knew their was a reason not to post as myself!

Come on this is pathetic. There was me thinking this was the most perverse Cardiff City messageboard in the whole of cyberspace and all we get is a 39 year old (would have been great if you were 9 at the time). Surely someone must have nailed a coffin dodger!

I guess the rest of us has standards Chief Mind you Baz and Milly aint replied yet

WTF!! HAHA. I shagged a 27 when I was 17 at my aunts BBQ....in the loft. I know, you couldn't write it could you. I think that is quite a pull considering I was barely out of nappy's and had no idea what I was doing....I was just in shock the whole time! I had to go to the toilets and finish myself off I was stunned that much! Went over hers again a few days later though. 3 months later I went to magaluf for 8 months working for thomas cook as a holiday rep....that was a mental sexual experience!! Those were the days.

Never anywhere else would I say what I just have!! [/quote]

Why the fook would your auntie have a BBQ in her loft? Some strange ones about eh?

WTF!! HAHA. I shagged a 27 when I was 17 at my aunts BBQ....in the loft. I know, you couldn't write it could you. I think that is quite a pull considering I was barely out of nappy's and had no idea what I was doing....I was just in shock the whole time! I had to go to the toilets and finish myself off I was stunned that much! Went over hers again a few days later though. 3 months later I went to magaluf for 8 months working for thomas cook as a holiday rep....that was a mental sexual experience!! Those were the days.

Never anywhere else would I say what I just have!!

Why the fook would your auntie have a BBQ in her loft? Some strange ones about eh? [/quote]
No wonder why he didn't finish the job He put the wrong fur burger on the BBQ

WTF!! HAHA. I shagged a 27 when I was 17 at my aunts BBQ....in the loft. I know, you couldn't write it could you. I think that is quite a pull considering I was barely out of nappy's and had no idea what I was doing....I was just in shock the whole time! I had to go to the toilets and finish myself off I was stunned that much! Went over hers again a few days later though. 3 months later I went to magaluf for 8 months working for thomas cook as a holiday rep....that was a mental sexual experience!! Those were the days.

Never anywhere else would I say what I just have!!

Why the fook would your auntie have a BBQ in her loft? Some strange ones about eh? [/quote]

What's wrong in storing your BBQ in your attic?

WTF!! HAHA. I shagged a 27 when I was 17 at my aunts BBQ....in the loft. I know, you couldn't write it could you. I think that is quite a pull considering I was barely out of nappy's and had no idea what I was doing....I was just in shock the whole time! I had to go to the toilets and finish myself off I was stunned that much! Went over hers again a few days later though. 3 months later I went to magaluf for 8 months working for thomas cook as a holiday rep....that was a mental sexual experience!! Those were the days.

Never anywhere else would I say what I just have!!

Why the fook would your auntie have a BBQ in her loft? Some strange ones about eh? [/quote]

WTF!! HAHA. I shagged a 27 when I was 17 at my aunts BBQ....in the loft. I know, you couldn't write it could you. I think that is quite a pull considering I was barely out of nappy's and had no idea what I was doing....I was just in shock the whole time! I had to go to the toilets and finish myself off I was stunned that much! Went over hers again a few days later though. 3 months later I went to magaluf for 8 months working for thomas cook as a holiday rep....that was a mental sexual experience!! Those were the days.

Never anywhere else would I say what I just have!!

Why the fook would your auntie have a BBQ in her loft? Some strange ones about eh?

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I heard shes a bit mad but a bloody good Shag!!!

WTF!! HAHA. I shagged a 27 when I was 17 at my aunts BBQ....in the loft. I know, you couldn't write it could you. I think that is quite a pull considering I was barely out of nappy's and had no idea what I was doing....I was just in shock the whole time! I had to go to the toilets and finish myself off I was stunned that much! Went over hers again a few days later though. 3 months later I went to magaluf for 8 months working for thomas cook as a holiday rep....that was a mental sexual experience!! Those were the days.

Never anywhere else would I say what I just have!!

Why the fook would your auntie have a BBQ in her loft? Some strange ones about eh?

I heard shes a bit mad but a bloody good Shag!!! [/quote]


she's dead.

Woooah, necrophilia, now we're talking! Giggity Giggity.

A 42 year old when I was 20, who stayed directly accross the raod from my mum. I was leaving her house as my stepfather was leaving for work and had to hide behind a rusty ford sierra until he was out of the street

A 42 year old when I was 20, who stayed directly accross the raod from my mum. I was leaving her house as my stepfather was leaving for work and had to hide behind a rusty ford sierra until he was out of the street

Why you hiding were you banging his bird?

A 42 year old when I was 20, who stayed directly accross the raod from my mum. I was leaving her house as my stepfather was leaving for work and had to hide behind a rusty ford sierra until he was out of the street

Why you hiding were you banging his bird?

That is so wrong!!!! I was hiding because he was best mates with her ex man AND my mum is friends with her.

A 42 year old when I was 20, who stayed directly accross the raod from my mum. I was leaving her house as my stepfather was leaving for work and had to hide behind a rusty ford sierra until he was out of the street

Why you hiding were you banging his bird?

That is so wrong!!!! I was hiding because he was best mates with her ex man AND my mum is friends with her.

you dirty dog you!!!!

you dirty dog you!!!!

Had to be done........as did the daughter a few weeks after