WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A CARDIFF WIN & JACKS/CANARIES DEFEAT.

If God or the big lottery 'IT'S YOU' finger came down from the sky and said something like "I know your a massive Cardiff fan and you want them to go up more than anything after so much heart ache, so what im going to is give you a massive few wins and make the Jacks, Canaries and everyone around you lose a few! HOWEVER.....first you must in some way show me a large amount of appreciation that will leave me in no doubt of your gratefulness and therefore warrant you this gift". What would it be??

Random I know.

I would take one for the team and shag Jessica Alba up the wrong un

It's ok people, I will do this for the mighty Cardiff City AFC.

I would take one for the team and shag Jessica Alba up the wrong un

It's ok people, I will do this for the mighty Cardiff City AFC.

Well someone has to I suppose, maybe if you share her and do a spit roast with God? That'll improve our chances of getting the gift!

I would take one for the team and shag Jessica Alba up the wrong un

It's ok people, I will do this for the mighty Cardiff City AFC.

Well someone has to I suppose, maybe if you share her and do a spit roast with God? That'll improve our chances of getting the gift!

If it will give us the Championship then I'll do it

But for just 2nd place I'll only let him watch

I got to admit, I though we'd have plenty of humorous and imaginative replies from some of the guys, should have put a boring stat thread on instead!

for a cardiff win and jacks/canaries defeat i`d finger my 91 year old nan who hasnt had sex for 24 years since my grancha died! .... she`s gagging for it! ..... blooooooooooooooooobirds

I would crawl A 100 MILES THROUGH AFGHAN mine fields, chewing razor wire and being shot at from all sides, just to see us there...

for a cardiff win and jacks/canaries defeat i`d finger my 91 year old nan who hasnt had sex for 24 years since my grancha died! .... she`s gagging for it! ..... blooooooooooooooooobirds

IM SPEECHLESS!!

for a cardiff win and jacks/canaries defeat i`d finger my 91 year old nan who hasnt had sex for 24 years since my grancha died! .... she`s gagging for it! ..... blooooooooooooooooobirds

Thats just FUCKED up - are you sure you're not a JAck?

I would crawl A 100 MILES THROUGH MERTHYR mine fields, chewing razor wire and being shot at from all sides, just to see us there...

Changed it for you fella

I would crawl A 100 MILES THROUGH MERTHYR mine fields, chewing razor wire and being shot at from all sides, just to see us there...

Changed it for you fella

I would lick David Jones is rim

I would lick David Jones is rim

thats annis`s job if cardiff get promoted!

I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, listen to Jessica Black's song, Friday for a whole week, drink milk that's been off for a month, use my mouth as the tee for DJ and Bellers when they go for a round of golf and worst of all, spend a week in Swansea.

I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, listen to Jessica Black's song, Friday for a whole week, drink milk that's been off for a month, use my mouth as the tee for DJ and Bellers when they go for a round of golf and worst of all, spend a week in Swansea.

That's defo worthy of a gift from god!

for a cardiff win and jacks/canaries defeat i`d finger my 91 year old nan who hasnt had sex for 24 years since my grancha died! .... she`s gagging for it! ..... blooooooooooooooooobirds

I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, listen to Jessica Black's song, Friday for a whole week, drink milk that's been off for a month, use my mouth as the tee for DJ and Bellers when they go for a round of golf and worst of all, spend a week in Swansea.

That's defo worthy of a gift from god!

Which one?