Donnyfcforever has been off-line for a while as he has to sleep off this afternoons Methadone dose. When he comes around, he will ask his three-breasted six-fingered wife for some money in order to hit the bright lights of Rotherham & to forget yet another loss. Doncaster and Rotherham by night is like Royston Vasey but darker and without the laughs. Most of the inhabitants of their bars and pubs resemble the one out of Total Recall. Due to considerable imbreeding problems, nearly all of their women now have six fingers which sadly allows them to wear more of the cheap bling that they have shoplifted from Argos. Doncaster is twinned with Mordor and their Wikipedia definition reads "Somewhat Retarded" - as proved by Donnyfcforever on this very board. Enjoy your night Donny and give my regards to your three-breasted six-fingered women!
P.S. I would also suggest that it would now be a good idea to begin pre-programming your Sat-Nav for next season, where you can now look forward to enjoying fantastic City breaks to exciting destinations such as Sunny Rochdale, Vibrant Swindon, Cultural Tranmere and of course, Yeovil, Paris of the South West.