A Joke cos its time to smile........
Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:57 pm
and some people on here need to stop being so negative.......................
A man walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age likes to put on the mantelpiece. He thinks, "that'll be perfect for my mother-in-law's birthday," so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£10 for the rat, £100 for the story of its history," replies the man.
Sod the story, thinks the bloke, and takes the rat for the tenner. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 20 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after the other, plunging to certain death. The bloke then runs back to the shop...
"Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "I thought you'll be back to hear the story". "Sod the story, where`s the brass Swansea City fan?"
A man walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age likes to put on the mantelpiece. He thinks, "that'll be perfect for my mother-in-law's birthday," so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£10 for the rat, £100 for the story of its history," replies the man.
Sod the story, thinks the bloke, and takes the rat for the tenner. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 20 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after the other, plunging to certain death. The bloke then runs back to the shop...
"Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "I thought you'll be back to hear the story". "Sod the story, where`s the brass Swansea City fan?"