SUNDAY CAPTION FUN!!!

Swim away

Calm down Calm down.

"....and then, the last few matches we'll just bottle it, just like that....."

im superman

If you watch Jay closely this is how he normally flies through the air when a defender comes within 20 feet of him

Guess what player i'm describing Terry. Here's a clue, he makes this shape on a regular basis whilst playing and is capable of beating Tom Daly at the next Olympics.

Ha ha looks like burton is thinking what a wanker

My dinner was this big...(fat scouse cnut)

one dave jones theres only one dave jones

This hand shows you where we were when I took this club over, and this hand shows you where we are now......

This hand shows you where we were when I took this club over, and this hand shows you where we are now......

haha im flying!!!!! oh wait...

look annis...my hands are out of my pockets!!

i told jay this is how you land

look annis...my hands are out of my pockets!!

This hand shows you where we were when I took this club over, and this hand shows you where we are now......

it's alright for you two ,you got gloves on me hands are frozen fooking solid like!!

Look into the eyes not around the eyes look into the eyes......


...... right lets do a runner

this is how i want you to separate me and jay

and this is my aeroplane impresssion ......................................

Honestly, I could part her fanny lips this far apart, she was gaping!

where the feck my pockets gone

just breaking these in for a new pair of pockets

And people wonder what do we do in trainning? Terry you pretend to be Chuck Norris I'll be Jean-Claude Van Damme...

and me and O'Neil will stand this far apart, and I'll agree with all his decisions.

Honestly, I could part her fanny lips this far apart, she was gaping!

haha i just spat my tea that was f*cking class

So they are losing 4 nil and start to do the conga. Its like this, my favourite dance.................

I put my wages in two seperate piles....and they both come up to here from the floor.

I put my wages in two seperate piles....and they both come up to here from the floor.