BELLAMY TO BUY BLUEBIRDS ???

Heared a rumour last night and NOT from Twitter that there has been a huge internal bust up within CCFC which Carl is going to sensationally explain on Sunday and a result of maybe the Derby score ? Bellamy who is worth a hell of a lot of money is joining up with Robbie Savage who in turn is worth millions too and they are aiming to buy 49% steak in CCFC making them majority shareholders which will result in TG and VT taking a bit of a back seat but still remaining on the board plus Sam Hammam IS coming back to take a seat on the board too

On the footballing side Bellamy will be player manager with Savage player coach and the rumour is they both want John Toshack as director of football ............. BUT the big twist is that in order to do this then CCFC must be a CHAMPIONSHIP side next season otherwise the Malaysians will price them out of the market ! Bellamy as current captain told Bothroyd 10 games ago NOT to score any more goals or else he's off on a free transfer and the injuries to BOTH goalkeepers were infact cause by doors slamming on their fingers when a dressing room prank went badly wrong , or did it ?????

And to cap it all its been revealed that Gethin Jenkins is the love child of Peter Ridsdale after a holiday romance at Coney Island , Porthcawl back in the 1970's !!!!!

coney island ????? isnt it coney beach mart

You had e going there, well until I read the last paragraph!

fantastic news. Explains Bothroyd dip in form.

Happy April.

coney island ????? isnt it coney beach mart

the tide was in that day Deano

Has Koumas been eating it?

It may happen one day, nice one.

APRIL FOOL !!!!

Best update all year who needs carl

Heared a rumour last night and NOT from Twitter that there has been a huge internal bust up within CCFC which Carl is going to sensationally explain on Sunday and a result of maybe the Derby score ? Bellamy who is worth a hell of a lot of money is joining up with Robbie Savage who in turn is worth millions too and they are aiming to buy 49% steak in CCFC making them majority shareholders which will result in TG and VT taking a bit of a back seat but still remaining on the board plus Sam Hammam IS coming back to take a seat on the board too

On the footballing side Bellamy will be player manager with Savage player coach and the rumour is they both want John Toshack as director of football ............. BUT the big twist is that in order to do this then CCFC must be a CHAMPIONSHIP side next season otherwise the Malaysians will price them out of the market ! Bellamy as current captain told Bothroyd 10 games ago NOT to score any more goals or else he's off on a free transfer and the injuries to BOTH goalkeepers were infact cause by doors slamming on their fingers when a dressing room prank went badly wrong , or did it ?????

And to cap it all its been revealed that Gethin Jenkins is the love child of Peter Ridsdale after a holiday romance at Coney Island , Porthcawl back in the 1970's !!!!!

PMSL! Probably do better than we are over the last 4 weeks!

and they are aiming to buy 49% steak in CCFC

Says something about the prices at the food outlets when 2 international players have to join up to afford half a burger.