to the 'torres' etc tune
when swansea came to cardiff town, GAY BAR GAY BAR
when swansea came to cardiff town, GAY BAR GAY BAR
when swansea came to cardiff town, you know they like it in the brown
dont bend over, they'll rim you anyway
lalalalala la la etc
best i could come up with
bluebird baz rendition of RIM AWAY RIM AWAY RIM AWAY was my fave