ENGLAN HOTEL-WHICH ONE THEY AT

where are the jokers staying ...you know the deal guys lets get someone down there to give them an early alarm call tonight maybe 2 or 3 am could be good ,help the boys out

send chops and koumas there! ... tell them theres an all night race night going on that starts at 3am and they have to bang on the doors as loud as they can to be let in! ... that should do the trick cause theyd be foaming at the mouth until someone answers the door and when they are told its not true, they`d go on a rampage and smash the place up!

Did I hear correct that the team are flying into Cardiff from Luton

send chops and koumas there! ... tell them theres an all night race night going on that starts at 3am and they have to bang on the doors as loud as they can to be let in! ... that should do the trick cause theyd be foaming at the mouth until someone answers the door and when they are told its not true, they`d go on a rampage and smash the place up!

Got a better idea. As Jay is a *cough* England star, he could infiltrate the England hotel while they sleep and cover them in Parkin's favourite sauce, then he unleashes the Beast and who eats a few of the players. Rooney should he easy to eat, he's already half plucked and feathered

St Davids Hotel and Spa down the bay

Send Bellamy in with a golf club

....the Wynford!

Singles (married men) night in the Wynford tonight ?

John Terry will be fine there.

i`ll send my 95 year old nan down, that`ll sort rooney out!