Fondling in Bed

After 20 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt
her husband begin to fondle her in ways he had'nt in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly working his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over
her lower stomach.

He then processed to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working
down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh,
stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch TV.

As she had become quite aroused by his caressing she asked in a loving voice,
"That was wonderful. Why did you stop"

He said, "I found the remote."

f*cking hell I ain't laughed like that for ages!!

IM LEARNING THAT FUCKER. THAT`LL BE UP PUB TONIGHT . STILL LAUGHING

Brilliant can't stop laughing

brilliant