annis is this true

I had 2 carpet fitters at my house yesterday a good bunch of guys, the 1 saw your book and told me a story about going to your house in Newport i think they said outskirts of Cardiff and fitted some for you.....

They turned up late and you were there to meet and greet them with your dogs chomping at the bit and you shouting and screaming at them wearing only what they would describe the SMALLEST and TIGHTEST pair of shorts that even BORAT would have been embarrassed to wear ....

anyway after you calmed down you were ok to them and even offered them a few beers ...

Great story from them if true.....

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