Gotta feel sorry for the Japs Chiefs

The last time i had 8.9 Aftershocks, i couldn't find my house either

too soonnnnn

is there ever a right time tho! i chuckled but then i am f*cked up in the head..

dont worry im sure those bad feeling will soon wash away .

it wont be long before they all come flooding in.

There'll be wave after wave of these jokes. It's the world we live in.....

More like a tidal wave Chief !!!!

Your all sick.

Ironic though, I woke up this morning with asian porn fetish and now thousands of Japanease women are wet

Elton John, George Michael and Grham Norton are going over to help search in the rubble as they are experts in seeing Japs eyes covered in shit.

i though about posting a joke, and thought nah...... bottom of the page and all the sickos are at it already

i read today that the japanes olympic windsurfing team are well keen, theyve just been spotted off dover.....

The 2012 Japanese Olympic Wind Surfing Squad must bee keen, They've just arrived in f*cking Dover

No offence intended

Elton John, George Michael and Grham Norton are going over to help search in the rubble as they are experts in seeing Japs eyes covered in shit.

omg this thread is all fucked up mun

omg this thread is all fucked up mun

i agree.
i have a mate, who has just opened a cafe in japan. it started off a bit shaky, but costumers have slowly started drifting in.

(again no offense intended)

Don't even think of sending donations to those japs, they're minted.
I just seen on the telly one of their houses and it had
2 fuckin boats on their drive !

I recently opened a Cafe in Japan...It started out a bit shaky, but people are slowly drifting in......

EDIT: Damn Milly beat me too it, first time hes beat me at something..

My japanese girlfriend has dumped me, oh well plenty more in the sea

The japanese Locals are massive newcastle supporters...

everyone was running around screaming 'TOON ARMY'

I've just seen a nice little Japanese restaurant down on the seafront.
It must be new, it wasn't there yesterday

Bob Geldhof has got a few musicians together, to record and release a single, in order to raise cash for the Japanese Appeal Fund!

So far, Muddy Waters, The Drifters, Wet Wet Wet and The Beach Boys have all agreed to perform, "The Tide Is High!"

Q. How can you spot a Japanese prostitute ?
A. She's the one in the fishnets.

R.I.P to my Japanese friend - So Kin Wet

On the plus side of such a tradgidy....The average length of the male penis is slowly rising after the quake in Japan!!

I dont think its appropiate to make jokes after this tradgedy. I know its hard to feel sorry or sympathetic cos they're foreigners, but we have to remember they lost everything in an instant. They've been left with nothing...........................................
Still there's always next season for Arsenal.

The Japanese have thanked the UK for sending out some Rescue Dogs. They said they were very tastey

The Japanese have thanked the UK for sending out some Rescue Dogs. They said they were very tastey

There was once a man from Japan

who once fell asleep in his van

he woke in the night

with a terrible fright

coz he's now in fooking Taiwan.




Some Japenese tourists smiled at me today, I was going to give them a wave. But thought they might take offence.


I found a message in a bottle on the beach this morning. It was written in Japenese, it said 'no milk today thankyou'.

There was once a man from Japan

who once fell asleep in his van

he woke in the night

with a terrible fright

coz he's now in fooking Taiwan.




Some Japenese tourists smiled at me today, I was going to give them a wave. But thought they might take offence.


I found a message in a bottle on the beach this morning. It was written in Japenese, it said 'no milk today thankyou'.