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My close source tells me at the end of season dave jones is leaving to go to Florida he has a new job standing in Disney land dressed as a statue while tourists put money in a hat for him. Dave jones applied by sending in tapes of him on touchline at Cardiff games and apparently they liked it so much they didn't even ask him for an interview. We already have replacements lined up in Carl and annis while sam hammam takes over as director of football..... Gethin Jenkins is leaving to go back egg chasing,, and the malaysians are bringin in some Russian guy with money roman abramovich!!!